Who hacked off the house elves?

[alt_penelope]

Tuna Noodle casserole?

That had to be the worst dinner Hogwarts has ever served.

Please tell me that we won't be forced to eat that EVER again.

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[alt_hermione]

Why was it so bad?

[alt_penelope]

There are just some things that should never be mixed together. Tinned tuna is one of those things.

[alt_harry]

It was gross wasn't it? I wonder why. No one ever eats gross things like that at Hogwarts I thought.

[alt_penelope]

I stand by my original theory - someone hacked off the house elves.

Can you do anything about that?

[alt_harry]

I don't think so. I could complain to Father but he'd probably just be mad that I wasted his time on tuna.

[alt_penelope]

Ah well.

Maybe a heads-up next time would be nice so I could sneak a roll out of lunch.

[alt_neville]

Well, I thought it was sort of good.

[alt_penelope]

Good? You've got to be joking, Neville.

[alt_neville]

I like fish. But yeah, fresh fish is better than tinned.

[alt_percy]

If you think this is the worst dinner that Hogwarts has ever served, then doubtless you have forgotten the dish of veal and cherries.

[alt_penelope]

At least that dish had some contrasting colours. I can't bear to eat something that is all beige.

[alt_sally_anne]

It was better than mutton liver with creamed spinach, I'll say that much for it.

[alt_penelope]

Alright, you do have a point about that one.