Ice cream solves anything

[alt_penelope]

As I predicted, Dad never noticed me slipping away for an hour. The kitchen cupboard knobs were still just as shiny when I got back home all full of ice cream. I might even be ready to tackle tomorrow's round of dusting and polishing.

Percy, I'll owl you that book I was talking about, if you're still interested in reading it. There are some scandalous scenes about his bachelor party in chapter seven, but you can always skip over them if you prefer. They're actually my favourite.

Comments

[alt_ron]

You gave your girlfriend peaches,
You gave your girlfriend pears,
You gave your girlfriend 50 knuts to kiss her on the stairs.
She gave you back your peaches,
She gave you back your pears,
She gave you back your 50 knuts and kicked you down the stairs.