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Penelope Clearwater ([personal profile] alt_penelope) wrote2009-07-12 07:28 pm
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Ice cream solves anything

As I predicted, Dad never noticed me slipping away for an hour. The kitchen cupboard knobs were still just as shiny when I got back home all full of ice cream. I might even be ready to tackle tomorrow's round of dusting and polishing.

Percy, I'll owl you that book I was talking about, if you're still interested in reading it. There are some scandalous scenes about his bachelor party in chapter seven, but you can always skip over them if you prefer. They're actually my favourite.
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-13 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I am still interested, thanks. It occurs to me I have one to send to you as well, done by perhaps a more minor biographer, but it is worthwhile to compare and contrast their accounts of the Nurmengard negotiations.

I enjoyed our outing as well. Er, meaning, I'm always up for a spot of ice cream.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Percy's got a girlfriend!
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-13 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ronald, how very immature, really.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Penelope and Percy, sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
you wish you had a sickle
you wish you had a knut
you wish you had a girlfriend
to kiss your mouth right shut.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you earned yourself a sickle
you found yourself a knut
you got yourself a girlfriend
who kissed your mouth right shut.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
she took your little sickle
she took your little knut
she gave you five, six kisses
to keep your big mouth shut.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Percy likes pumpkin juice,
Percy likes tea.
Percy likes Penelope,
But she'll just wait and see!

Yes, no
Maybe so!
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sea shells, cockle shells
Eavie, Ivy, Over
Percy's got a girlfriend
And there rollin' in the clover!
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I didn't use the one the twins made up:

    Sea shells, cockle shells
    Eavie, Ivy, Over
    Percy's got a girlfriend
    And she's a dog named Rover.


Cause that's not very nice. Your not really a dog. Just mad as one to fancy Percy.

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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-14 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's a peskly little brother somewhere who needs to muck out the goat shed again. Or better yet muck out a dragon's den.

I hope the dragon picks its teeth with your shinbone.
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-14 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Pen Clearwater.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-14 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Percy loves Penelope!
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You gave your girlfriend peaches,
You gave your girlfriend pears,
You gave your girlfriend 50 knuts to kiss her on the stairs.
She gave you back your peaches,
She gave you back your pears,
She gave you back your 50 knuts and kicked you down the stairs.
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[personal profile] alt_padma 2009-07-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Percy Weasley? You went for an ice cream with WEASLEY?

Penelope Weasley...has a certain ring to it! Have you set a wedding date yet?
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. It's really disgusting, innit?

Percy kept the napkin from Fortescue's. That she wiped her lips on. (I know.)

He's got it in the inner pocket of his robes. I saw him take it out and look at it when he didn't think anyone was looking today.
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[personal profile] alt_padma 2009-07-13 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's revolting!

But then I suppose if two completely unfanciable people want to see each other, it makes the world just that little bit safer for everyone else...unless they HAVE CHILDREN!

Ew, ew, ew. It's too gross to even think about!
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Wot? Percy sprogs?

YERK!
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-14 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be absurd, Ronald. She wrote a book title on it for me, and I pulled it out to consult when I was placing an owl order to Flourish and Blotts.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-14 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you L-O-V-E love her
You wanna H-U-G-G hug her
You wanna K-I-S-S kiss her
Bet you M-I-S-S miss her when you T-R-Y-Y try.
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You are such a T-O-T-A-L B-R-A-T.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-14 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

I work kind of hard at it.
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[personal profile] alt_percy 2009-07-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a compliment, you P-R-A-T.
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[personal profile] alt_ron 2009-07-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Down in the valley where the knotgrass grows,
There sat Penelope as prickly as a rose.
Along came Percy and tried to kiss her cheek.
Did he get a kiss from her or did he just make her squeak?