Ice cream solves anything

[alt_penelope]

As I predicted, Dad never noticed me slipping away for an hour. The kitchen cupboard knobs were still just as shiny when I got back home all full of ice cream. I might even be ready to tackle tomorrow's round of dusting and polishing.

Percy, I'll owl you that book I was talking about, if you're still interested in reading it. There are some scandalous scenes about his bachelor party in chapter seven, but you can always skip over them if you prefer. They're actually my favourite.

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[alt_percy]

I am still interested, thanks. It occurs to me I have one to send to you as well, done by perhaps a more minor biographer, but it is worthwhile to compare and contrast their accounts of the Nurmengard negotiations.

I enjoyed our outing as well. Er, meaning, I'm always up for a spot of ice cream.

[alt_ron]

Percy's got a girlfriend!

[alt_percy]

Ronald, how very immature, really.

[alt_ron]

Penelope and Percy, sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!

[alt_ron]

you wish you had a sickle
you wish you had a knut
you wish you had a girlfriend
to kiss your mouth right shut.

[alt_ron]

you earned yourself a sickle
you found yourself a knut
you got yourself a girlfriend
who kissed your mouth right shut.

[alt_ron]

she took your little sickle
she took your little knut
she gave you five, six kisses
to keep your big mouth shut.

[alt_ron]

Percy likes pumpkin juice,
Percy likes tea.
Percy likes Penelope,
But she'll just wait and see!

Yes, no
Maybe so!

[alt_ron]

Sea shells, cockle shells
Eavie, Ivy, Over
Percy's got a girlfriend
And there rollin' in the clover!

[alt_penelope]

I've learned today, Weasley. You need a life of your own. And a spelling lesson.

[alt_ron]

At least I didn't use the one the twins made up:

Sea shells, cockle shells
Eavie, Ivy, Over
Percy's got a girlfriend
And she's a dog named Rover.

Cause that's not very nice. Your not really a dog. Just mad as one to fancy Percy.

[alt_percy]

I think there's a peskly little brother somewhere who needs to muck out the goat shed again. Or better yet muck out a dragon's den.

I hope the dragon picks its teeth with your shinbone.

[alt_percy]

Sorry, Pen Clearwater.

[alt_ron]

Percy loves Penelope!

[alt_penelope]

I wonder if he'll ever realise that he's ruining what slim chance he had to ever get a girlfriend with all of that racket.

[alt_ron]

You gave your girlfriend peaches,
You gave your girlfriend pears,
You gave your girlfriend 50 knuts to kiss her on the stairs.
She gave you back your peaches,
She gave you back your pears,
She gave you back your 50 knuts and kicked you down the stairs.

[alt_padma]

Percy Weasley? You went for an ice cream with WEASLEY?

Penelope Weasley...has a certain ring to it! Have you set a wedding date yet?

[alt_ron]

I know. It's really disgusting, innit?

Percy kept the napkin from Fortescue's. That she wiped her lips on. (I know.)

He's got it in the inner pocket of his robes. I saw him take it out and look at it when he didn't think anyone was looking today.

[alt_padma]

That's revolting!

But then I suppose if two completely unfanciable people want to see each other, it makes the world just that little bit safer for everyone else...unless they HAVE CHILDREN!

Ew, ew, ew. It's too gross to even think about!

[alt_ron]

Wot? Percy sprogs?

YERK!

[alt_percy]

Don't be absurd, Ronald. She wrote a book title on it for me, and I pulled it out to consult when I was placing an owl order to Flourish and Blotts.

[alt_ron]

You know you L-O-V-E love her
You wanna H-U-G-G hug her
You wanna K-I-S-S kiss her
Bet you M-I-S-S miss her when you T-R-Y-Y try.

[alt_percy]

You are such a T-O-T-A-L B-R-A-T.

[alt_ron]

Thanks.

I work kind of hard at it.

[alt_percy]

It's not a compliment, you P-R-A-T.

[alt_ron]

Down in the valley where the knotgrass grows,
There sat Penelope as prickly as a rose.
Along came Percy and tried to kiss her cheek.
Did he get a kiss from her or did he just make her squeak?