Ice cream solves anything

[alt_penelope]

As I predicted, Dad never noticed me slipping away for an hour. The kitchen cupboard knobs were still just as shiny when I got back home all full of ice cream. I might even be ready to tackle tomorrow's round of dusting and polishing.

Percy, I'll owl you that book I was talking about, if you're still interested in reading it. There are some scandalous scenes about his bachelor party in chapter seven, but you can always skip over them if you prefer. They're actually my favourite.

Comments

[alt_percy]

Ronald, how very immature, really.

[alt_ron]

Penelope and Percy, sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!

[alt_ron]

you wish you had a sickle
you wish you had a knut
you wish you had a girlfriend
to kiss your mouth right shut.

[alt_ron]

you earned yourself a sickle
you found yourself a knut
you got yourself a girlfriend
who kissed your mouth right shut.

[alt_ron]

she took your little sickle
she took your little knut
she gave you five, six kisses
to keep your big mouth shut.

[alt_ron]

Percy likes pumpkin juice,
Percy likes tea.
Percy likes Penelope,
But she'll just wait and see!

Yes, no
Maybe so!

[alt_ron]

Sea shells, cockle shells
Eavie, Ivy, Over
Percy's got a girlfriend
And there rollin' in the clover!

[alt_penelope]

I've learned today, Weasley. You need a life of your own. And a spelling lesson.

[alt_ron]

At least I didn't use the one the twins made up:

Sea shells, cockle shells
Eavie, Ivy, Over
Percy's got a girlfriend
And she's a dog named Rover.

Cause that's not very nice. Your not really a dog. Just mad as one to fancy Percy.

[alt_percy]

I think there's a peskly little brother somewhere who needs to muck out the goat shed again. Or better yet muck out a dragon's den.

I hope the dragon picks its teeth with your shinbone.

[alt_percy]

Sorry, Pen Clearwater.

[alt_ron]

Percy loves Penelope!

[alt_penelope]

I wonder if he'll ever realise that he's ruining what slim chance he had to ever get a girlfriend with all of that racket.

[alt_ron]

You gave your girlfriend peaches,
You gave your girlfriend pears,
You gave your girlfriend 50 knuts to kiss her on the stairs.
She gave you back your peaches,
She gave you back your pears,
She gave you back your 50 knuts and kicked you down the stairs.